Gene/Ron Jeremy Caption Comp'

Gene/Ron Jeremy Caption Comp'


Winner Was bay with 'Hurry up and take the picture, these girls charge by the hour'

Tannoy," will the sleezy gentleman with bad hair, who is currently seated with the bleach blonde porn stars please come to reception!"
Ron Jeremy "Gene, is that you or me?" -Me


Ron: "Gene dont look now but I think shannon just walked in" - tallfruit


Ron Jeremy: So my mother said to her gynaecologist: "Make sure you don't deliver my baby by pulling it out at the wrong appendage as you did with the Klein baby. I don't want my son to have a long tongue and very small schmeckle but the other way around". -The Collector


(Blonde, 2nd right) "When I told my agent I wanted to be pictured with the two biggest dicks in America, this is sooooo not what I meant" - kissengland

With Ron & Gene for competition CC De-ville could only play gooseberry. -AxeBass

Ron "So who wants to guess where this finger has just been...?!" -RippingFleshFromBone

Gene finally gets to meet his long lost twin.-hairychin

The Hedgehog meets the Demon.- Pete

Ron Jeremy: CHECK please weve pulled -Crad

Fame & Wealth. Ensuring fat ugly old guys get laid since time began. -Pete

Ron: "Gene, is that the star you wished upon up there?"
Gene: "Sure is, Ron...."
Ron: "Uh...ok....well... er... maybe could you wish for some decent looking girls rather than these pig-ugly plastic mooses?!" -dtkdemongene

Ron realises that the 'P' is missing from the logo on his shirt -Woody

Ron to Gene: So how did I taste? -Pete

The one on the right looks a bit like Stan. -Thayer-08

Spot the money hungry whore?? -Thayer-08

The ladies have been posed the question.....
Which one of these men has a big cock and which one of these men is a big cock? -Thayer-08

Englebert Humperdinck was ECSTATIC to find out his twin was a porn star! - RippingFleshFromBone

Kiss Ahoy - Caption comp'

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Alive /Aucoin Caption Comp'

Alive /Aucoin Caption Comp'

Winner was: Mr Grady with: 'Paul proves that after rubbing the balloon on his hair, it does stick to the wall'

Gene" we got Gold records and all we get is one piddling balloon?"
Bill, "It comes of of your paycheck gene"
Gene,"Hey! who over-ordered on balloons!" - Me

Ace,' Bill, get your hand off my dick...'
Paul,'mmmm Ding Dong!' - Almack

ACE - Did i play on this?? - Woody

Paul: "Ace gets a hand job, Peter gets a finger up his rear. No Fair, I'm s'posed to be the gay one" - skinnymartin

Bill: Me, the Thirteenth duke of Wimborne? In room full of young men in tight fitting spandex? With MY reputation...Pete

Bill: I can't hold Ace up much longer....can we take another photo when we've woken him up? - MrBlackwell

Larry: I'm a hanger-on, not a 'holder-up'- Bay

Bill tries rubbing Ace's balloon - Me

Some came in makeup, some came balancing slugs under their noses. Either way the party was a raging success...Pete

Bill, can you actually get some picture wire for your office in the future? -Me

Kiss prepare to unveil the Psycho Circus artwork 23 years before its release.- AxeBass

KER CHING! -Crad

Gene. "Ick! what's this sticky stuff on the corner of my frame?"
Bill, "Err... gene, sorry about that.." - Me

Small child off camera, "What are those big, shiny, circular gold things?" -Me


"Ok, we got Ace propped up, now take the damn picture fast" - Bay

Paul proves that, despite the change of makeup, he can still pull off the 'bandit' look - Bay

Spot the Mego doll with the broken legs that filled in for an absent KISS member! -The Collector

Kiss Caption Competition Hall of Fame

Kiss Caption Competition Hall of Fame
I regularly run a caption competition of the UK's premier UK kiss fan forum, which can be found here:http://www.kissinuk.com/bb/index.php


They are run just for fun! If you are a kiss fan with a sense of humour you will enjoy them, if you aren't - you won't, it's that simple.

Rather than let them disappear into the 'ether', I have decided to post my favourites on this page. It will be run in a sort of reverse archive as I'm posting the most recent first and then going backwards in time.

Condom Girl Caption Comp'

This is the image:
This is an alternative picture I wanted to share ;)
Winner was Karl with:

Gene thinking "Can I use these with her?"
Girl thinking "I've seen your sex video, maybe we need to get some smaller ones!!"
Other entries:

Shannon really needs some sun! -Pete

Gene, "Hey sweetheart, don't let that white stuff rub off on my jacket, I've had it since 1983!" - Me

Gene shows what he means by saying: "fu*k Dignity!"!- The Collector

Having long since abandoned his 'Groupie-o-meter' for being too archaic a logging sytem, Geng simply has each 100th girl painted white as a marker...- Me

gene wonders why his latest money making idea ' a kiss themed playboy mansion isnt taking off' - tallfruit

lady gaga's early attempts to get on the kiss tour were doomed to failure,due to insufficient product placement and the fact she wasn't quite enough of a whackjob.. - Me again

Meet Gene Simmons. The new host of TV's 'It'll be all WHITE on the Night'! - Pete

One does wonder at the 'jizz-containment' properties of the aforementioned prophylatic when confronted with the image of the young lady- Me