Winner Was bay with 'Hurry up and take the picture, these girls charge by the hour'
Tannoy," will the sleezy gentleman with bad hair, who is currently seated with the bleach blonde porn stars please come to reception!"
Ron Jeremy "Gene, is that you or me?" -Me
Ron: "Gene dont look now but I think shannon just walked in" - tallfruit
Ron Jeremy: So my mother said to her gynaecologist: "Make sure you don't deliver my baby by pulling it out at the wrong appendage as you did with the Klein baby. I don't want my son to have a long tongue and very small schmeckle but the other way around". -The Collector
(Blonde, 2nd right) "When I told my agent I wanted to be pictured with the two biggest dicks in America, this is sooooo not what I meant" - kissengland
With Ron & Gene for competition CC De-ville could only play gooseberry. -AxeBass
Ron "So who wants to guess where this finger has just been...?!" -RippingFleshFromBone
Gene finally gets to meet his long lost twin.-hairychin
The Hedgehog meets the Demon.- Pete
Ron Jeremy: CHECK please weve pulled
-CradFame & Wealth. Ensuring fat ugly old guys get laid since time began. -Pete
Ron: "Gene, is that the star you wished upon up there?"
Gene: "Sure is, Ron...."
Ron: "Uh...ok....well... er... maybe could you wish for some decent looking girls rather than these pig-ugly plastic mooses?!" -dtkdemongene
Ron realises that the 'P' is missing from the logo on his shirt
-WoodyRon to Gene: So how did I taste? -Pete
The one on the right looks a bit like Stan. -Thayer-08
Spot the money hungry whore?? -Thayer-08
The ladies have been posed the question.....
Which one of these men has a big cock and which one of these men is a big cock? -Thayer-08
Englebert Humperdinck was ECSTATIC to find out his twin was a porn star! - RippingFleshFromBone
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